Democracy: Misery Seeks Company
Definition of Democracy: Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
If democracy were so great, the United States would prevent China from stealing it.
The First Law of Democracy: Procedures
Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. In the U.S., a two- or four-year repetition is enough to rekindle Americans’ hope.
The Second Law of Democracy: Parties
All parties are capitalist parties—because communists are evil. In the U.S., both Democratic and Republican parties are capitalist, or more precisely, Christian-capitalist parties.
So, capitalists always win every American election. As a result, the U.S. is a capitalist-party rule—Christian-capitalist-party rule, to be precise—just as China is a communist-party rule. The difference lies between the general election and the campaign.
—Dong Zhang